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BBC News / Science
- Next El Niño could be strongest in decadesA new phase of the natural El Niño weather pattern could begin in a matter of weeks, the UN has warned, boosting temperatures on a planet already under strain from climate change.
- Next El Niño could be strongest in decadesA new phase of the natural El Niño weather pattern could begin in a matter of weeks, the UN has warned, boosting temperatures on a planet already under strain from climate change.
- Paralympian could become first astronaut with disability to live and work in spaceJohn McFall takes one step closer to becoming first disabled astronaut.
- Kids collect five bags of litter left on riverbankA farmer says he is having to remove litter from his fields on a daily basis.
- Water voles brought back to river after 20 yearsAbout 300 water voles are released in Farnham as part of a bid to restore the species to the river.
BBC News / Technology
- Instagram AI chatbot tricked by hackers to give access to others' accountsSome reports have linked the incident to recent cases of high-profile Instagram accounts being hijacked.
- How 'confused' AI rollout hurts firms and baffles staffSome firms are putting pressure on staff to use AI, but have not thought through their AI rollout.
- OpenAI let ChatGPT aid and abet mass shooters, Florida lawsuit claimsFlorida Attorney General James Uthmeier alleges OpenAI and boss Sam Altman built a 'web of deceit'
- UK banks blocked from cyber AI tool Mythos get offer from rival OpenAINine banks have been offered access to GPT 5.5 Cyber, as fierce rival Anthropic has blocked previews of its tool.
- Tech NowShiona McCallum visits Fifa HQ in Zurich to see new tech being used in the World Cup.
Reddit PoliticalHumor
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The Daily Mash
- Who do you want to tax, and to pay which benefit? Take our quizALL Labour’s discussions are about who to tax and who to give benefits to, according to Pat McFadden. But who would you tax and for whom? Find out.
- University once again the preserve of rich idiotsTUITION fees and high-interest student loans have returned Britain’s universities to the domain of the wealthy and stupid, as they were intended to be.
- 45-year-old who says girls in their 20s are mature asked how many men in their 20s he hangs out withA 45-YEAR-OLD who exclusively dates women in their 20s while claiming they are ‘emotionally mature’ does not seem to have any male friends of that age.
- Six unmarried pop stars you still have a chance with: a guide for deluded menDUA Lipa is off the market. But do not let that deter you, an overweight man in Reading, from your quest to land a hot, high-earning pop princess. All these are still available.
- ‘That’s summer over then’ proclaims twat who’s probably rightAN office arsehole has greeted the end of the May heatwave by saying ‘Hope you enjoyed summer,’ and the worst of it is that he may well be correct.
- How to go on a Peter Murrell-style domestic spending spreeARE you keen to spend hundreds of thousands on items the person sharing a home with you can plausibly claim not to have noticed? Waste it like Murrell.
- Champions League commiseration bus cruises through London without fanfareA OPEN-TOP bus commiserating Arsenal’s Champions League defeat has driven through London’s empty streets without acknowledgement or fuss.
- Flight attendants, and other women your boyfriend saves a creepy little smile forTHAT sickly, ingratiating grin isn’t for everyone. It isn’t for you. It seems to specifically be for women employed to serve him, like these.
- Past-it old bastard includes you when referring to ‘people our age’A FUSTY old geezer seems to be under the mistaken impression that you and he are in some way contemporaries.